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Comment Posted by spider Jun 18, 2010 05:30 PM

Things that sound dirty ...........in football (but really are not???)mud,dirt,dive...Ok that's kinda lame......

Don't cha just love rain? (sigh....)

What sayings are there from football/in football that kinda sound a little "risgue" (not sure how to spell that one)?

Here's one.

"He could....go...all.. the...way!!!!"

Anyone else got some???

Comment Posted by santos12 Jun 18, 2010 05:53 PM

Tackled from behind?

Comment Posted by cwentz Jun 18, 2010 06:31 PM

Grant gave a guy on my team a "illegal rear mounting" penalty last year. Couldn't even get mad cause the call was so halrious, and I think that led to a touchdown for them haha.

Comment Posted by spider Jun 18, 2010 06:56 PM

Those are good. I can only imagine what an "illgeal rear mounting" penalty might be.....nuff said on that one....

any more?

Comment Posted by spider Jun 20, 2010 10:56 AM

heh! heh!

Comment Posted by spider Jun 20, 2010 11:48 AM

He goes deep...

Comment Posted by marc Jun 20, 2010 01:07 PM

Penetration. There's tons of it in football.

Comment Posted by santos12 Jun 20, 2010 01:21 PM

the QB hits the wide open thight end.

Comment Posted by alouette Jun 21, 2010 04:12 AM

Did you mean "risqué" Darrell ?

Just like the last play of the Grey cup: The kicker splits the uprights...

Comment Posted by spider Jun 21, 2010 07:14 AM

Yes that is what I meant. Do I have one of those accents on my keyboard? NON!!!You Europeans......is that what you call them, and it.(Insert imagined dialogue)...:)

OK...how about, "he bangs it in"...

I wonder what GW must be thinking, you know from a 60's that is 1960's hippie generation perspective???

Comment Posted by marc Jun 21, 2010 07:20 AM

Illegal reentry. Hate when that happens.

Comment Posted by eagles6 Jun 23, 2010 08:31 AM

The ref position "BJ"

Andy

Comment Posted by cwentz Jun 23, 2010 09:33 AM

Sack

Comment Posted by Snatch Jun 24, 2010 06:04 AM

Gotta have soft hands when your qb rifles his balls in there deep. That is, unless the other team stretches their hand out and gets a sack first.
Three guys converge on the ball... It's loose.
Gotta protect that ball.
The girls love a double rush or perhaps we can put two in the backfield.
Gotta "stretch" the defense. Maybe go right up the middle.... deep.
Hit the seam.
Double teamed.
Triple teamed.
Gotta sneak in behind the D, and punch it in.
It's like they're just playing pitch and catch out here.
Inside reciever.
Brought down from behind.
Horse-collar.
The running back and linebacker "met in the hole".
Fill the gaps.
Maybe i'll do an in-out, in-out, in-out.
"That hole was so big you could drive a truck though it".
Gaping hole.
You gotta get lower than the other guy. Lower guy wins.
It's all about leverage.

Last but not least..... 2 minute drill.

Comment Posted by spider Jun 24, 2010 08:47 AM

Ok, Those are awesome...we have a 2010 WTFL T-Shirt in the offering here.."Football... "WTFL way:.."
List 'em all.

oooh ya, tournment t-shirts coming up with sayings from the members......I like it....any more? (get your buds to send them in)...maybe it's not so bad when it rains.....

Comment Posted by spider Jun 27, 2010 11:57 AM

OK, more rain, so more sayings....

"The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it." :)

Comment Posted by spider Aug 23, 2010 10:37 AM

Awkay,

"He came from his/her blind side and nailed him/her from behind".......Geez, I'm going to be arrested!

"He's off on the sidelines getting a quick blow."

"It's a game of inches"

"When you get down here, you need to pound it in."

"He's got great hands."

"He found his tight end."

"She had to stretch to get it in."

anyone else?

Comment Posted by A-Train Sep 06, 2010 09:10 AM

"hit the hole fast and hard"

Comment Posted by spider Sep 09, 2010 06:39 PM

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright I'm feelin dirty!.....Hey it's partof a Geoptge Thorogood song intro......

How about,???

He bangs it in!
He gets it off just in time
He goes deep!
He found the hole and exploded through it.....I can hear the police sirens now...

Bell

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